Repercussions of Kyoto

Here it is. Proof that global warming is indeed happening...... on Mars.

Scientists have suspected in recent years that Mars might be undergoing some sort of global warming. New data points to the possibility it is emerging from an ice age.

NASA's Mars Odyssey orbiter has been surveying the planet for nearly a full Martian year now, and it has spotted seasonal changes like the advance and retreat of polar ice. It's also gathering data of a possible longer trend.

There appears to be too much frozen water at low-latitude regions -- away from the frigid poles -- given the current climate of Mars. The situation is not in equilibrium, said William Feldman of the Los Alamos National Laboratory.

You know it's all George Bush's fault. Of course this wouldn't be happening if we had just SIGNED the fucking Kyoto Treaty, because there is absolutely no way this could be a naturally occuring phenomenon. God damn SUV-driving red-staters.

"George Bush doesn't care about Martians." -- Kanye West

Christ, it's been a month

Ok for about the last 2 months, I've been going out almost every friggin night. Pretty much hanging out with Bien, since he was getting a job elsewhere (in Korea at first, but then he got one he was more interested in near Cleveland). So that's why I haven't posted shit for a month (and very scarcely for the month before that). I just decided to post a humorous anecdote from last weekend when my brother came home from college for a night.

Mike asked me, "What do you suppose all those activists and protestors are going to do when Bush leaves office in 2008?"

To which I replied, "Get jobs?"

It's funny because it's true.